Sorry for the ruse. It’s never my intention to fool readers, but I get great joy from stupid things said with a straight face. Prefacing my pieces with “Hey, this is a joke!” ruins that, so I hope that people pick up the gist before they get too far or too frustrated.
Glad you enjoyed it… eventually.

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