My office nameplate, freshly annotated for correctness

So Long, and Thanks for All the Bytes

Chet Haase
6 min readFeb 16, 2024

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You can take the engineer out of the bytes, but you can’t take bites out of the engineer.

My hobby project included speaking into foam balls dangling awkwardly near my mouth in front of sometimes many, many people.
All of my badges and lanyards from the many events I spoke at. I have no idea why I kept them. Maybe just for posting a picture of them when I was done. Achievement unlocked. Badge earned.
There’s nothing like a >4 year book project to learn how short life is.

“Googler Quits to Do Something Very Different!”

My original badge photo taken on my first day in 2010. The security guard assumed I wanted a retake.
Do not ask for whom he smirks. He smirks for me.

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Chet Haase
Chet Haase

Written by Chet Haase

Comedy writer and recovering software engineer. Finding joy in saying ridiculous things with a straight face.

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