It’s, like, a metaphor or something.

How I Got Here from the Place I Was Before

How I Got Here To the Place that I’m Currently Am Now, Part II

“If I have seen further than others, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.”

Of course, Sir Isaac meant “clavicles,” because standing on shoulders is unstable. Obviously, anatomy was not his strong suit.

The key concept for my plan was that subways also run on rails. It’s amazing that nobody realized this before. Some ideas are just waiting out there for someone to think them. Like fish, waiting for a hook, or a bee, waiting for an open mouth.
Signs like these are effective at preventing deaths of people that bother to read them.

“We said it was a joke. We didn’t say it was funny.”

It was obvious at that point that I was playing a rigged game; Big Business doesn’t appreciate someone playing by different rules. So I resolved to work the system from within, which is when I took this job at Office Supplize. Here, I am building my experience in the corporate world so that I can use their powers against them. For every stapler I sell, I’m figuring out how to market products to consumers, and how the money flows from people to the corporate bureaucracy that we all live within (Hint — it’s through the cash register). I’m also building my knowledge of costs and profits, as I take the money from people (“cost”) and give them back their change(“profit”). These lessons will be invaluable in my future endeavors, when I next venture out on my own to take the business world by storm.

Another metaphor, like.



Android and comedy. Not necessarily in that order.

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